White Trash Land
Andrew Beatty
Read by Andrew Beatty
Chuck Mitchell thought he had everything –a high powered job, a beautiful girlfriend, an exclusive condo on the Toronto waterfront, but the death of his long-lost father plunges him in to a world he never knew existed. The world of White Trash Land.
After inheriting a trailer park, Chuck’s normally staid life is suddenly filled with an ex-wrestler lawyer, an obsessed Reverend who covets the land the trailer park sits on, a band of Promised Ones who set out to appropriate the park by any means necessary, a corrupt mayor, an old alcoholic and two pretty lesbians who are not exactly as they seem, and a blue haired punk film student who can create miracle inventions out of trash. Not to mention a motorcycle gang, and the mother of a rap wunderkind.
Stir in a bit of conspiracy, a bit of slapstick and a whole lot of Japanese Actuaries, and you have White Trash Land, written by Andrew Beatty and performed by Sean McGaughey. Find out more at whitetrashland.wordpress.com . This novel contains some adult language, adult situations and cartoon violence, so get over it.
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Chapters
Chapter One | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Two | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Three | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Four | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Five | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Six | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Seven | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Eight | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Nine | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Ten | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Eleven | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Twleve | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Thirteen | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Fourteen | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Fifteen | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Sixteen | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Seventeen | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Eighteen | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Nineteen | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Twenty | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Twenty One | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Twenty Two | Read by Andrew Beatty | |
Chapter Twenty Three | Read by Andrew Beatty |
Reviews
By: Chris
Nope definitely felt finished and I really enjoyed it. One always has to wonder what happens to retired pro wrestlers. Never would have though there could have been such an adventure in a mobile home park. Flashes of Jerry Springer come to mind, this story definitely had all the makings ...
By: Andrew Beatty
Thanks Evo for fixing that, I was just about to email you! Thanks also Chris for the kind words, this is my first novel, Podiobook or other, and I felt it to be sort of rough. I had fun writing it, though, and I like to think that fun came ...
By: iPodSlaaf
As someone on a very low income I am very grateful to PodioBooks for giving me access to such great content, but on this occasion I have to say I would rather have read it from the page, the narrators voice was without doubt one of the most irritating and ...
By: Sean McGaughey
Thanks sueper for your support. I am happy every time somebody cares enough about Andrew's story to comment upon it. I recorded the book as a gift because I believed in the story Andrew had written. As a Librivox volunteer, I have come to delight in the chorus of voices ...
By: Icky
Thanks for White Trash Land. I really enjoyed it. And as for criticism of the narration, I grew to love the extra character that Sean brought to the narrative. Gave it a do-it-yourself punk quality that could not have been more appropriate to the story. You can keep acting for ...
By: Andrew Beatty
Sean does have a Canadian accent, but as the Canadian accent is pretty flat it would not really be picked up by most Americans. I am glad that people enjoyed the book, and Sean's reading of it. I just signed up for NaNoWriMo, so maybe I will have another one ...
By: sueper
To iPodSlaaf I dont think the voice is that bad. Have heard much worse. I guess you don't subscribe to librivox? some of those voices make your ears bleed. Can't comment on the story yet as I'm just starting on it but felt a need to defend the narrator.
By: Alan
One bad review and instantly you start to wallow? Don't let it happen... No, no, no... My ears have never bled listening to this reader. He's done a great job. His podcasts are great too! (Does he have a Canadian accent?)